Maplewood- Maplewood residents can rest easier this month following the resolution of what has been described as a weeks-long campaign of terror caused by a figure believed to be a Gortak. The creature, responsible for numerous incidents of terror reported throughout town, was brought down last month through the efforts of local investigators Raggy and his associate Rooby with the assistance of the Seekers.
Upon the gortak’s incapacitation, investigator Raggy removed the creature’s face to reveal not a Gortak at all, but Mr. Jenkins, operator of the local sawmill, who had apparently been using the guise to terrorize Maplewood residents for reasons that remain under investigation.
Mr. Jenkins, upon unmasking, was quoted as saying: “I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and your dumb werewolf.”
Investigator Raggy responded “Hey, man, I’m 35.” Rooby, when reached for comment, stated that he is currently receiving significantly more Rooby snacks as a result of the investigation and described his quality of life as, quote, “great.”
Mr. Jenkins was promptly handed over to the Constables.
Special Investigative would like to commend Raggy and Rooby for their service to Maplewood. We would also like to note that the Constables were not present for the unmasking, but we are sure they were very busy with other things.