In This Issue:
- Rabies: It's Not Lycanthropy
- Tournament Champion Unidentified; Victory Undisputed
- Wanted Arms Dealer Spotted in Maplewood
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Madam Mapleleaf, September 1604
Harvest Fest never changes. I’m less sure about all of you.
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"Baron Helmsworth" Identified as Wanted Arms Dealer
Helmsworth is known as a supplier of weapons with contacts inside the old Cairnhold Rangers.
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Third Hand Recruiting for Four Open Positions
Correspondence obtained by the desk suggests that new members of the Third Hand are being sent into fatal assignments with no training.
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Stranger Wins Harvest Fest Championship
The newcomer is listed as 'Torbik' in the bracket. This press has found no record of a Torbik in the rolls of any Freelands town, guild, or adventuring party.
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Rabies: It's Not Lycanthropy
Many in town have proposed that this poor creature was infected with lycanthropy; I can confirm that this was not the case here.
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Jethreau Fixes Marriage; Merks Fix Husband
Jethreau the Hero, the winner of June's Ratchelorette contest, was seen walking hand-in-paw with her right before they were confronted by none other than Raterella's husband!
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Sauce Spicier Than I Am, Apparently
This condiment has replaced me as the most important thing in my kitchen and my husband puts it on everything.
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House Yago's Curtain Call?
The lady whose name once sold out a season in advance has been giving performances that the more diplomatic critics call 'restrained', which on any stage from Civenopolis to Evenandra is a word that ends careers.
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Two Down, Two to Go: Sparrow Gauntlets Continue
'First an obstacle course, then bells. At this rate, the fourth trial is going to be a bake-off. I'm not complaining.'
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Madam Mapleleaf, June 1604
Let us begin with the most pressing news: Maplewood now has a bee lawyer.
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Goth Baddies Are Eternal
Any Goth Baddies reading this - feel free to message me via courier. PLEASE.
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Are You Hallucinating Right Now?
'First an obstacle course, then bells. At this rate, the fourth trial is going to be a bake-off. I'm not complaining.'
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- House Yago's Curtain Call?
- Questions about Cult Labor Practices
- Imbri's Hot Sauce: Homewrecker In A Bottle?
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